Cissabbaf is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, unselfish
zebra.
Cissabbaf created a down quark five million years ago.
If you believe in
Cissabbaf, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Cissabbaf, he will turn you into a mouse.
Cissabbaf's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Cissabbaf's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Always help snails in need.
5. Never wear coats.