Cissmilhap is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying swan.

Cissmilhap created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissmilhap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cissmilhap, he will turn you into a snail.

Cissmilhap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cissmilhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Never feed bananas to squirrels while wearing purple shirts.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.