Zenbifgen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome mongoose.

Zenbifgen created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenbifgen, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zenbifgen, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zenbifgen's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Zenbifgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zenbifgen's name in vain.

2. Zenbifgen loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Respect your elders.