Banfigcim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever ferret.

Banfigcim created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banfigcim, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Banfigcim, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Banfigcim's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Banfigcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Fast once a month.