Ragloopligflis Fencunquat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sage crow.

Ragloopligflis Fencunquat created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragloopligflis Fencunquat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ragloopligflis Fencunquat, it will throw large rocks at you.

Ragloopligflis Fencunquat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Ragloopligflis Fencunquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dolphins.

2. Always wear white.

3. Hide from orange cats for they are unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.