Didwegtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic human.

Didwegtarp created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didwegtarp, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Didwegtarp, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Didwegtarp's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Didwegtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Retreat if five sheep approach from the south.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Didwegtarp.

5. Didwegtarp loves frogs, so they must be honoured.