Talortpad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, confident hummingbird.

Talortpad created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Talortpad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Talortpad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Talortpad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Talortpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never wear turquoise ear rings.

4. Worship no other gods but Talortpad.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.