Talortpad is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, confident
hummingbird.
Talortpad created an electron two years ago.
If you believe in
Talortpad, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Talortpad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Talortpad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Talortpad's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never talk about amino acids.
3. Never wear turquoise ear rings.
4. Worship no other gods but Talortpad.
5. Feed all hungry foxes.