Nibbensab Budwatzed is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, sage
gorilla.
Nibbensab Budwatzed created dark matter six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nibbensab Budwatzed, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Nibbensab Budwatzed, he will jump up and down on your head.
Nibbensab Budwatzed's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Nibbensab Budwatzed's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
3. Never sit near shrews.
4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nibbensab Budwatzed on top of all buildings.
5. Always help sharks.