Nibbensab Budwatzed is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, sage gorilla.

Nibbensab Budwatzed created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibbensab Budwatzed, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nibbensab Budwatzed, he will jump up and down on your head.

Nibbensab Budwatzed's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nibbensab Budwatzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never sit near shrews.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nibbensab Budwatzed on top of all buildings.

5. Always help sharks.