Zedbamwik is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, capable
centaur.
Zedbamwik created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Zedbamwik, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Zedbamwik, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Zedbamwik's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Zedbamwik's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.
2. Never talk about amino acids.
3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
4. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.