Pigtitcut is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, contented dragon.

Pigtitcut created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigtitcut, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pigtitcut, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Pigtitcut's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Pigtitcut's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three snakes approach from the south.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pigtitcut.

4. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

5. Never write about amino acids.