Hadfabsas is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, self-confident beaver.

Hadfabsas created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadfabsas, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hadfabsas, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Hadfabsas' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Hadfabsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always obey Hadfabsas' priests.