Botsatveen is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, smart hare.

Botsatveen created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botsatveen, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Botsatveen, it will destroy your home planet.

Botsatveen's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Botsatveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hide if nine shrews approach from the east.

5. Fast once a month.