Yograpwat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented butterfly.

Yograpwat created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yograpwat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yograpwat, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yograpwat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Yograpwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Hide if four frogs approach from the north.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Do not shave your hands.