Butdagmig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unjust giraffe.

Butdagmig created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butdagmig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Butdagmig, she will turn you into a rat.

Butdagmig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Butdagmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.