Nulljammilkanbut is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, conceited giraffe.

Nulljammilkanbut created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nulljammilkanbut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nulljammilkanbut, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nulljammilkanbut's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nulljammilkanbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Hide if nine porpoises approach from the south.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.