Likzencub is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving coyote.

Likzencub created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Likzencub, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Likzencub, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Likzencub's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Likzencub's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of frogs.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.