Tadflisjigleg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing lizard.

Tadflisjigleg created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadflisjigleg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tadflisjigleg, it will turn you into a dog.

Tadflisjigleg's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tadflisjigleg's Holy Commandments

1. Tadflisjigleg loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help sick turtles.