Xenabquim is a god.

It takes the form of a small, tiresome whale.

Xenabquim created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenabquim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xenabquim, it will not care at all.

Xenabquim's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Xenabquim's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xenabquim.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Xenabquim must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Xenabquim.