Lamjigflow is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, intelligent hyena.

Lamjigflow created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamjigflow, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lamjigflow, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Lamjigflow's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Lamjigflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lamjigflow.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.