Nigcibtad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous fly.

Nigcibtad created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigcibtad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nigcibtad, he will boil you in a big pot.

Nigcibtad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Nigcibtad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Nigcibtad on top of all buildings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not kill horses.