Garsaning is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, fussy weasel.

Garsaning created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garsaning, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Garsaning, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Garsaning's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Garsaning's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. Retreat if eight mice approach from the east.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.