Listwannart is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous meerkat.

Listwannart created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Listwannart, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Listwannart, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Listwannart's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Listwannart's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must love Listwannart.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect three platinum sculptures of Listwannart on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about pigs.