Lancundin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, cheerful snail.

Lancundin created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lancundin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lancundin, he will turn you into a dog.

Lancundin's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Lancundin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to whales while wearing green shoes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lancundin.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Lancundin.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.