Gannuttlak is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, caring cow.

Gannuttlak created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gannuttlak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gannuttlak, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gannuttlak's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gannuttlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never think ill of sick mites.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.