Febjigjop is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited salamander.

Febjigjop created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Febjigjop, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Febjigjop, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Febjigjop's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Febjigjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never wear green tights.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.