Tarpsakkabtikquatlapsawlim is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, happy faun.

Tarpsakkabtikquatlapsawlim created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarpsakkabtikquatlapsawlim, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tarpsakkabtikquatlapsawlim, he will make you grow a tail.

Tarpsakkabtikquatlapsawlim's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tarpsakkabtikquatlapsawlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always obey Tarpsakkabtikquatlapsawlim's priests.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

5. Never laugh in holy places.