Yatgubkapmigbutapp is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, boastful shrew.

Yatgubkapmigbutapp created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatgubkapmigbutapp, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yatgubkapmigbutapp, it will send minions to preach to you.

Yatgubkapmigbutapp's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Yatgubkapmigbutapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near foxes.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.