Dumsisgep is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent faun.

Dumsisgep created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumsisgep, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dumsisgep, he will make you grow a tail.

Dumsisgep's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dumsisgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Always help seals.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Dumsisgep on top of all buildings.

5. Do not hurt badgers.
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