Ragkopbog Hathubtail is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable
goose.
Ragkopbog Hathubtail created life nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ragkopbog Hathubtail, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Ragkopbog Hathubtail, she will destroy your home planet.
Ragkopbog Hathubtail's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Ragkopbog Hathubtail's Holy Commandments1. Never mention grasshopers.
2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.
5. You must love Ragkopbog Hathubtail.