Wablimdid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, idiotic mole.

Wablimdid created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wablimdid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wablimdid, it will torture you forever.

Wablimdid's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Wablimdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never hurt seals.

3. Worship no other gods but Wablimdid.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never mention ants.