Wadfabcid is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, impressive centipede.

Wadfabcid created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadfabcid, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wadfabcid, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wadfabcid's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Wadfabcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Retreat if four sharks approach from the north.

5. Never sit near ducks.