Busmapbot is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, merciful faun.

Busmapbot created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busmapbot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Busmapbot, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Busmapbot's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Busmapbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must pray to Busmapbot eight times a day.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about gravity.