Bamfidbet is a god.

She takes the form of a small, strong elephant.

Bamfidbet created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bamfidbet, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bamfidbet, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bamfidbet's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bamfidbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always look after injured badgers.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never think about gravity.