Yatfobpop is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm hedgehog.

Yatfobpop created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatfobpop, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yatfobpop, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yatfobpop's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Yatfobpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.