Flamrighas is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic elephant.

Flamrighas created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamrighas, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flamrighas, he will be very sad.

Flamrighas' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Flamrighas' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never paint your neck fawn.

5. Never wear shirts.