Sancetab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, ruthless sheep.

Sancetab created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sancetab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sancetab, she will turn you into a duck.

Sancetab's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Sancetab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. Erect eight tin sculptures of Sancetab on top of important buildings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not run in public.