Rutkomkadsanfit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair centaur.

Rutkomkadsanfit created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutkomkadsanfit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rutkomkadsanfit, it will destroy your home planet.

Rutkomkadsanfit's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Rutkomkadsanfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always stare at clouds.