Nelyamhin is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, blissful
seal.
Nelyamhin created dark energy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Nelyamhin, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Nelyamhin, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Nelyamhin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Nelyamhin's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Nelyamhin's name in vain.
2. Pray towards the east.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Do not speak about bananas.