Ponfentun is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful
dryad.
Ponfentun created an atom seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ponfentun, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Ponfentun, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Ponfentun's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Ponfentun's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.
4. Never talk about gravity.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.