Ponfentun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful dryad.

Ponfentun created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponfentun, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ponfentun, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Ponfentun's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Ponfentun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.