Pagyikwod is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, merciless slug.

Pagyikwod created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagyikwod, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pagyikwod, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pagyikwod's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Pagyikwod's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.
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