Flancadcad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sage fox.

Flancadcad created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flancadcad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flancadcad, it will torture you forever.

Flancadcad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Flancadcad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about otters.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.