Sugdotgom is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody crow.

Sugdotgom created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugdotgom, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sugdotgom, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Sugdotgom's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sugdotgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.