Tenzenort is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish scorpion.

Tenzenort created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenzenort, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tenzenort, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tenzenort's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tenzenort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Hide if four aardvarks approach from the south.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Never pour water over plants.