Vilbudhanmid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, amazing porpoise.

Vilbudhanmid created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilbudhanmid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vilbudhanmid, she will boil you in a big pot.

Vilbudhanmid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Vilbudhanmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Worship no other gods but Vilbudhanmid.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not eat corn.