Dadbotkarhamlarggess is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, witless hare.

Dadbotkarhamlarggess created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadbotkarhamlarggess, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dadbotkarhamlarggess, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dadbotkarhamlarggess' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dadbotkarhamlarggess' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Always obey Dadbotkarhamlarggess' priests.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.