Dadbotkarhamlarggess is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, witless
hare.
Dadbotkarhamlarggess created light nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dadbotkarhamlarggess, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Dadbotkarhamlarggess, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Dadbotkarhamlarggess' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Dadbotkarhamlarggess' Holy Commandments1. Never look at nebulae.
2. Never go into orange rooms.
3. Never talk about geese.
4. Always obey Dadbotkarhamlarggess' priests.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.