Wiphubont is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring jellyfish.

Wiphubont created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiphubont, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wiphubont, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wiphubont's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Wiphubont's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Hide if three grasshopers approach from the north.