Bestdibcab is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered
centipede.
Bestdibcab created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bestdibcab, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Bestdibcab, he will turn you into a goat.
Bestdibcab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Bestdibcab's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never paint your arms blue.
4. Pray towards the north.
5. Hide from purple frogs for they are unholy.