Jindotdun is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident guinea pig.

Jindotdun created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jindotdun, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jindotdun, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Jindotdun's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Jindotdun's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four moths approach from the east.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Put Jindotdun first in all things.

5. Never go into purple rooms.