Timparklarn is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise
gnu.
Timparklarn created a quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Timparklarn, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Timparklarn, it will try to impress you with trees.
Timparklarn's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Timparklarn's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Shrews are not to be trusted.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never pour water over plants.