Ragvonknill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud chinchilla.

Ragvonknill created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragvonknill, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ragvonknill, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ragvonknill's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Ragvonknill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ragvonknill.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never go into gray rooms.